Life

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Dad:oh One Direction is coming to town, maybe we should go to that?
Me:haha you're funny
Dad:hey man, Justin Timberlake came out of a boy bands and he's got some chops
Me:wat
— 7 hours ago with 1 note
#My dad listens to Justin Timberlake  #He's fifty three  #Weird  #Lol 
wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

I actually stared at this with my eyes wide and my hand over my mouth for like five minutes. That shit’s so real. 

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

I actually stared at this with my eyes wide and my hand over my mouth for like five minutes. That shit’s so real. 

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via camsfarts)

— 10 hours ago with 662221 notes
#adventure time  #BMO  #death  #whoa 

Gosh, I just love Bianca. She’s so fucking funny and cute and shadey.

(Source: drunkkonyourlove, via cloudatlassextet)

— 11 hours ago with 1451 notes
#rupaulsdragrace  #bianca  #also her teeth 

Every time I see this kid on my dash I wish we had Chipotle in Canada. 

(Source: vine.co, via camsfarts)

— 12 hours ago with 52465 notes
#chipotle  #seriously  #why not in canada  #eh 

I put my jock strap on for the first time in ages after my shower and was very impressed with what happened. Maybe I’ll share after my squats today.

— 17 hours ago
#Butts  #Booty game  #Strong  #Squats  #Jock  #Jock strap 

There’s nothing like a good sun salutation to start the day.

— 19 hours ago
#Yoga  #Sun salutation  #Meditation  #I know it's after eleven  #That's when my day starts 
Barbell Denim: Functional denim has arrived. →

buffbones:

Why is tumblr not collectively losing its shit over the barbell denim kickstarter? Is that not something you all complain about day in and day out, jeans not small enough for your svelte waists and big enough for your monster quads?

I posted this to Facebook already, but it seriously needs to be everywhere.

Jeans for people who lift! Room for butts and thighs! Sweet Georgia Brown, it’s a great time to be alive!

(via theblondeamazon)

— 21 hours ago with 51 notes
#weightlifting  #Lifting  #Fitness  #Fashion  #Jeans  #Amazing 

Even though my back is healed, I still wake up with it all stiff and achey. The PT said this will probably never go away and it makes me feel like an old man as I do my stretches and grumble about my damn back.

— 21 hours ago with 1 note
#lol  #injury  #back 

I snatched 85% of my pre-injury max for a triple from the knee tonight. This kid’s back in the game.

#feelsgoodman

— 1 day ago with 3 notes
#Weightlifting  #Snatch  #Training  #Injury  #Injury recovery