Life

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Oh my God, I forgot I own steel-toed boots! I have the entire gay pornstar uniform and I didn’t even know about half of it.

Who wants a picture of the whole ensemble?

— 31 minutes ago
#lol  #gay porn star 

I found my baseball cap while I was packing and now I’m wearing it around the house.

Bruh.

— 1 hour ago
#Hats  #Bruh  #Bros  #Am I straight yet 

Packing.

Cleaning.

Freaking out.

— 3 hours ago with 1 note
#Move TOMORROW  #What even 

Sorry if I just followed then unfollowed you from my other blog. The Tumblr mobile app can’t handle multiple accounts well.

— 12 hours ago
#Tumblr  #Meta 

losing-it-lovingly:

asleepylioness:

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock

We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.

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Be still my heart

(via stardogchampion)

— 19 hours ago with 15172 notes
#want  #coffee  #alarm clock  #design 
shenanigreat:

Joe Biden tweeted this just to make hipsters get who’s boss. 

Young Joe Biden can get it, son

shenanigreat:

Joe Biden tweeted this just to make hipsters get who’s boss. 

Young Joe Biden can get it, son

(Source: anothervodkastinger, via camsfarts)

— 19 hours ago with 3536 notes
#joe biden  #was a babe 
Me:It's my last day so you won't be seeing me around anymore. I'm just letting all my regulars know so they won't be like "where did that super handsome barista go?!"
Regular Customer:Well thanks! I guess I can wear my sweats in here now!
— 19 hours ago with 3 notes
#love them  #will miss this place  #ottawa  #bridgehead  #baristalife 

44 MINUTES LATE AND SHE FINALLY DECIDES TO TEXT TO TELL ME SHE CAN’T BRING THE GODDAMN MATTRESS.

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#wtf  #this is so not cool 

Also, she’s always like saccharine sweet. Every time I call her she answers with some variation of “hey roomie!” or “hey friend” and we have to check in with each other before we can get to the actual reason I’m calling. Like, this isn’t a workshop on leadership it’s real fucking life. 

— 1 day ago
#sorry  #i'm tired  #and a bit hungry