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thedailywhat:

Late-For-Work Excuse of the Day: According to Redditor mard86:
My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
Here’s the email from said coworker:
I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.
(Embiggen.) [dangerousminds]

This is phenomenal.

thedailywhat:

Late-For-Work Excuse of the Day: According to Redditor mard86:

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.

Here’s the email from said coworker:

I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.

(Embiggen.) 

[dangerousminds]

This is phenomenal.

— 8 months ago with 9283 notes
#lol  #squirrel  #squirrel tail knot  #late for work  #reddit 
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