| Me: | I'm going to stretch my ears |
| Family: | Eww, whyyy? |
| Family: | That's so gross! |
| Family: | But, what about looking like an adult? |
| Family: | They'll never go back!! |
| Me, ears stretched: | How do you like my ears? |
| Family: | They look so good! |
| Family: | Yeah, they really work on you. |
| Family: | They're awesome. |